“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”
“If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”
“See Scott run,Run Scott run.See Scott die,No such luck.”
“A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life”
“The Postman rings twice, but the Insurance man rings until he collects"-Scott G. Brown”
“If a man is straight, there is no reason for him to feel threatened by a gay man.”