“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?”

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Bryan Lee O'Malley - “Tell it to the cleaning lady on...” 1

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