“This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.”

“We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?”

“Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."Kim: "You're one of everyone.”

“Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know.”

“Are we letting her drink beer again?""Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”

“Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?”

“Let's be friends based on mutual hate."- Wallace Wells"Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon." - Wallace Wells”