“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”

“Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.”

“Are we letting her drink beer again?""Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”

“We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?”

“This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.”

“I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck”