“Where Eve chooses to go, Adam is bound to travel.”
“The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.)”
“When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?”
“With,simple,hands—Like,the,first,hands,of,Adam,Discovering,Eve.”
“Ewww!" Clair shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. "Get away from me!""Leave her Alone Chels" Jules interupted, "or you're going to make her start on her "It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" Speech”
“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”