“Women do not need a knight in shining armor or a Prince Charming to come to their rescue.”
“So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.”
“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.”
“You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?Sure, do you have one handy?Oh, I think I could scrounge one up somewhere. As often as I have to rescue you.”
“Aren't you just a knight in shining armor? ... Wherever do you keep your horse? And who scoops up the crap it leaves behind?”
“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”