“Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit?A: Peanut shells on the floor.”

“Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.”

“Dumbo! The ninth wonder of the univoise! The woild's only flyin' elephant! - Timothy Q. Mouse”

“Goals. There's no telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. There's no telling what will happen when you act upon them.”

“when there's an elephant in the room, you can't pretend it isn't there and just discuss the ants. ”

“You can’t just come out and say what you have to say. That’s what people do on airplanes, when a man plops down next to you in the aisle seat of your flight to New York, spills peanuts all over the place (back when the cheapskate airlines at least gave you peanuts), and tells you about what his boss did to him the day before. You know how your eyes glaze over when you hear a story like that? That’s because of the way he’s telling his story. You need a good way to tell your story.”