“I’ve seen fish hooked who keep more patience in their worst gill than some of you have in your best moods. If you were a sandwich at McDonalds, they’d call you the McGrump.”
“Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)”
“I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you, and I choose both.”
“You don’t always have to say what’s on your mind. You can keep it to yourself for the time being. That’s called patience.”
“You didn’t even keep a call-back clause?” Al asked, then waved his hand and answered his own question. “Of course not. You’ve had the worst upbringing of any demon I’ve seen.” - Al to Rachel”
“I’ve licked stamps who were more excited than you by that kiss.”