“Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!”

“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

“Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?”

“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets...”

“Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of the five.”

“Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about!”

“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.”