“Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.”
“Simply put, I was without a career, and I was feeling the aftereffects of it all. As always, I was standing by, ready for liftoff, but I needed to realign my direction and find a new runway.”
“Ir à lua e voltar não é tão desafiador quanto retornar à terra e ter de lidar com a humanidade.”
“I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. ”
“Because Cards' fans are the most knowledgeable and loyal in all of baseball, they booed almost reluctantly, polite as booing goes, what would have passes as a standing ovation in Philly.”
“Yet truth is a diamond; even mishandles, smeared with grease, or buried in mud, it cannot be marred and waits for one with a cloth to polish it clean.”