“My favorite Proverb: If you argue with a fool, how will they know who the fool is?”

“My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.”

“Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on you for tripping me as I run away.”

“There are no little things. Little things are the hinges of the universe.”

“This was her special time, this early part of the day when the sun was just about to creep over the horizon. It was a brand new day in which anything could happen.”

“She said it was beautiful to be loved, and that it made everything on earth look brighter.”

“Love is a farce; matrimony is a humbug; husbands are domestic Napoleons, Neroes, Alexanders,--sighing for other hearts to conquer, after they are sure of yours.”