“Last night I lost the world, and gained the universe.”
“It is a matter of life and death for us; for the lead we gain by day on ships and railways is lost each night.”
“What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world if he lost his soul?”
“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipples.”
“Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.”
“I hurried upstairs and powered up my laptop. I checked on the review I'd posted last night. No comments. People sucked. But I did gain five new followers. People rocked.”