“Black Moon - The second new moon of a month, an infrequent event.”

“In the South, there was a gentle tradition of 'it's only a crime if you get caught doing it.' Sometimes it was known as the Eleventh Commandment. Thou shall not get caught.”

“To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.”

“I do wonder why people hate their grey hair so much! I think grey hair is a gift from the moon! When the moon laughs, her eyes produce tears of joy that fall to the earth and onto the tops of people's heads!”

“Bubba said something about Willowdean having a stalker,” Miz Demetrice said.“A stalker?” Aunt Caressa repeated as if she was unfamiliar with the word.“You know, someone who follows you around, sends you cards, dead flowers, and turns up unwanted,” Miz Demetrice said. “Oh, you mean kind of like a Republican,” Aunt Caressa Concluded.”

“Fuck you and the paranormal horse you rode in on.”

“The superstitious one will never walk upon a grave. It's said that its sinful in the day and terrible bad luck in the dark.”