“In the South, there was a gentle tradition of 'it's only a crime if you get caught doing it.' Sometimes it was known as the Eleventh Commandment. Thou shall not get caught.”

“Black Moon - The second new moon of a month, an infrequent event.”

“The superstitious one will never walk upon a grave. It's said that its sinful in the day and terrible bad luck in the dark.”

“Fuck you and the paranormal horse you rode in on.”

“Bubba said something about Willowdean having a stalker,” Miz Demetrice said.“A stalker?” Aunt Caressa repeated as if she was unfamiliar with the word.“You know, someone who follows you around, sends you cards, dead flowers, and turns up unwanted,” Miz Demetrice said. “Oh, you mean kind of like a Republican,” Aunt Caressa Concluded.”

“I am a siren, and for my adoration of mankind, have been caught in fishing nets one time too many. And in those fishing nets I have learned too many unfavorable things about human intentions and the lack of trust and goodwill; I'm not going to allow myself to be caught, anymore. Sirens do well at singing the sirens' song and dragging vile people to their deaths, and for good reason!”

“She'd come to believe that the only real crime was getting caught.”