“What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?”
“Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hurry up, before all the spectators show up.”
“If it should happen you wake up and Armageddon has come, lie still.”
“Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?”
“What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?”
“Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future.”