“Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.”
“The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.”
“We told him to get on with it. We liked wasting time, but almost nothing was more annoying than having our wasted time wasted on something not worth wasting it on.”
“In America, we believe that our happiness depends on getting breaks, even though being American is already the biggest break we will ever get.”
“And because of our selfishness, we will be condemned to the worst torture humankind ever invented for itself: loneliness.”
“God exists outside of time, and since we are within time, there is no way we will ever totally grasp that concept.”