“Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.”
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
“I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.”
“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.”
“When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.”
“One of the things I learned firsthand as a child, growing up in Zacatecas, Mexico was... that when you fight with a pig, you both get dirty,but the pig likes it.”