“I am super hot.”

“Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo.”

“I am firmly committed to the proposition that whoever is in power is exceedingly silly.... And that goes for the opposition as well.”

“I have found it advisable not to give too much heed to what people say when I am trying to accomplish something of consequence. Invariably they proclaim it can't be done. I deem that the very best time to make the effort.”

“...After all, the chief business of the American people is business. They are profoundly concerned with producing, buying, selling, investing and prospering in the world. I am strongly of the opinion that the great majority of people will always find these are the moving impulses of our life. But it is only those who do not understand our people, who believe that our national life is entirely absorbed by material motives. We make no concealment of the fact that we want wealth, but there are many other things that we want much more. We want peace and honor, and that charity which is so strong an element of all civilization. The chief ideal of the American people is idealism.”

“I favor the policy of economy, not because I wish to save money, but because I wish to save people.”

“I never did very well in math-I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.”