“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.”

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”

“It’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss, the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not to quit, play the hand we’ve been dealt, and accessorize what we’ve got.”

“It's always the people who don't want things who get them.”

“Whoever we are here, we might be princesses somewhere else. Or writers. Or scientists. Or presidents. Or whatever the hell we want to be that everyone else says we can't.”

“Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory”

“In life, there are only four kinds of girls:The girl who played with fire.The girl who opened Pandora's Box.The girl who gave Adam the apple.And the girl whose best friend stole her boyfriend.”