“I'd rather be a silly old fool than a lonely old woman.”

“This is my barbed wire dress. It protects the property but doesn't hide the view.”

“Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.”

“Preparing for death is one of the most empowering things you can do. Thinking about death clarifies your life.”

“You need to accept your yesterday, so u can be happy on your today, risk and failures will always be there, and so is success.”

“When you feel every door has slammed shut in your face and locked you out...find that open window and crawl through it.”

“Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum”