“I got lost in my doodles, and started daydreaming.”

“Want to start a fairy-tale romance with me? BTW it might be doomed, k?”

“- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets.”

“I cocked my fist back, remembering what Brendan had taught me. "Don't aim for your target. You'll have more of an impact that way." I was aiming for China.”

“My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again.”

“I go running in the park all the time. I guess I never looked up.”

“It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.”