“What's a girl to do when meeting The One means she's cursed to die a horrible death?”

“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.”

“The lightbulb is gone," she said awed. "Emma, you said, 'Lights, begone' and you literally made the lights be gone.""How do I get them back?" I asked, panicked. "What's the opposite of begone? Regone?”

“I wasn’t exactly a stranger to feeling like a princess—if you meant the princess in the first half of the fairy tale. Cinderella as a scullery maid. Snow White with the wicked stepmother. But I wasn’t used to what life was like after you meet the prince, after the slipper fits, after the kiss wakes you from your slumber. It would take some getting used to.”

“I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy.”

“It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.”

“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”