“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly."Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”

“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!”

“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”