“Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.”

Cari Quinn

Cari Quinn - “Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony...” 1

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“The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.""Kaitlyn," I said."Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?""Kaitlyn," I said.”

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