“I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it”

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”

“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.”

“Naturally, in the course of my life I have made lots of mistakes, large and small, for one reason or another, but at the heart of it all, every time I made a mistake it was because I was not radical enough.”

“I sighed and wondered if I'd done it- made a friend. I hoped I had even as I wondered if it was a mistake. If nothing else, I supposed, one good thing had come from all this. Now there was a colorful little sprinkle on the vanilla pudding of my life.”

“Ever dumb thing I ever done in my life there was a decision I made before that got me into it. It was never the dumb thing. It was always some choice I'd made before it.”