“I want a man with nuclear power.”

“Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu m'aimes encore.”

“Love lasts a long time but burning desire lasts two to three weeks.”

“Je suis monogame de temps en temps mais je préfère la polygamie et la polyandrie.”

“Tu es ma came, plus mortelle que l'héroïne afghane, plus dangereux que la blanche colombienne, tu es ma solution à mon doux problème.”

“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.”

“When it comes to food I believe in having anything I want... just not all of it, all of the time!”