“Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.”
“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”
“Easy' is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.”
“Logic and people who subscribed to conspiracy theories were often strangers to each other.”
“Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.”
“Cross out as many adjectives and adverbs as you can.”