“The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that can be discovered in the first two weeks; there's no need for two years. Army, Marriage, the Church and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Yes, go on, laugh.”
“Army, Marriage, the Church, and Baking: the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Fermin Romero de Torres - The Shadow of the Wind.”
“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”
“The two horsewomen of the apocalypse still win, despite their dwindling numbers.”
“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.”
“Words only reveal half of your heart. Service defines the other half. Character is the combination of the two.”