“There are no second chances in life, except to feel remorse.”

“Time cures all, I thought, except the truth.”

“Time curses all, I thought, except the truth.”

“This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

“There are two things in life you cannot choose. The first is your enemies; the second your family. Sometimes the difference between them is hard to see, but in the end time will show you that the cards you have been dealt could always have been worse.”

“It might have been that notion, or just chance, or its more flamboyant relative, destiny.”