“This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.”

“Everything changes. Everything is temporary, except for the sky. When you find yourself caught up in the horrors or heroes of a lifetime, look up. Don't look down. That which is beneath our feet is liquid, but the sky, the sky is solid, constant, ever ready and ever hopeful that the sun will rise in the morning and the moon will rise at night. They don't really set, you know. They're always rising, just rising for someone else.”

“There are exceptional people out there who are capable of starting epidemics. All you have to do is find them.”

“I have sought you out to cure me.''To cure you of what?''Of this cursed affliction.''I cannot cure stupidity.'Scapegrace frowned.”

“The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.”