“Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool.”
“When I hear a man say that his childhood was the happiest time of his life, I think (puff) my friend, you have had a pretty poor life.”
“Whoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid.”
“Whoever said love conquers all was a fool. Because almost everything conquers love - or tries to.”
“The childhood years are the best years of your life… Whoever coined that was an unmitigated fuckwit, a bullshit artist supreme. Life gets better the older you grow, until you grow too old of course.”
“A liar lies to others. A fool lies to herself.”