“You don't win a game by hitting the ball out of the court.”
“They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.”
“On a basketball court, five players were in the middle of an intense game. They wore assortment of jerseys from different American teams, and they all seemed keen to win—grunting and snarling at each other, stealing the ball and pushing.Oh…and the players were all baboons.”
“Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.”
“If you know you don't have a win, then there's no use for you being in the game.”
“Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”