“I bet He’s only sad for the part of me that belonged to Him.”

“The world is still new . . . it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short . . . our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn't had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality.”

“When I say something like "back when I was in highschool," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school.”

“I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn’t mind laying over a mountain to inject my whale-sized shank through its front entrance, knocking the doorman out of the way and flooding the lobby once I am finished with her.”

“Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything.When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your ability toreason. It makes you forget your own character and become a crazy. Maybe I am acrazy now; I’m going through so much chaos these days that reality is hard to grasp.”

“That is the moral of this story, kids. No matter how many people try to stomp on your happiness, you have the power to do whatever you want with your life.”

“Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness thatreligions can cause.”