“Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!”
“A book gets rejected because it's not ready to be published.”
“Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested.”
“The authors whose books get published - once accepted as a reclusive breed - are now vetted by publicists to make sure they're talk-show ready.”
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.”
“You can’t have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. ”