“Trout made into fish cakes is still trout.”
“There was a trout.”
“Renee: “Trout, get your mind out of the gutter.”Trout: “Can’t help it—it’s attached to my body.”
“What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or you can introduce him to a woman named Fish who happens to look like a trout.”
“There's no taking trout with dry breeches.”
“Jesus--if Kilgore Trout could only write!" Rosewater exclaimed. He had a point: Kilgore Trout's unpopularity was deserved. His prose was frightful. Only his ideas were good.”