“I don't know if anybody thinks of themselves as bad. We all have excuses.”

“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars to buy a magazine just so they can read about some Hollywood star's divorce? Or arrest? Or bad luck? I have no idea what Hollywood crimes have actually been told truthfully, but at least I have the brains to say I don't know.”

“Life is all we have, and if we can't look at it honestly, are we really living?”

“The university doesn't THINK; the university KNOWS. If the university says it's Thursday, then it's Thursday.”

“Things don't have to be sane when they're normal.”

“People will do and think whatever it is they have to in order to survive.”

“Don't tell people you care about them when all you really care about is getting your own way.”