“If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.”

“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars to buy a magazine just so they can read about some Hollywood star's divorce? Or arrest? Or bad luck? I have no idea what Hollywood crimes have actually been told truthfully, but at least I have the brains to say I don't know.”

“You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.”

“Life is excellent or life blows, depending on how you look at it.”

“You're in my personal space, so get out of it.”

“There are times in life to grow, and there are times in life to shine. One can't grow and shine at the same time; it just doesn't work that way. Now you're growing. Tomorrow you'll shine.”

“Life is all we have, and if we can't look at it honestly, are we really living?”