“It's fine to be insane as long as you keep it to yourself.”

“There is justice in an insanely cruel world.”

“At times there's a razor-thin line between truth and insanity.”

“People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.”

“There you go: Someone who puts «positive thinking» and «shit» in the same concept can inspire some serious eye-rolling if you're the type who works at keeping your thought-life healthy.”

“Don't you give me that postmodern bullshit. There is truth, There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't going to change the truth. Any more than it's going to topple a skyscraper. There's truth, and there's belief. Don't call a mule a stallion.”

“The university doesn't THINK; the university KNOWS. If the university says it's Thursday, then it's Thursday.”