“Love and truth have no correlation.”

“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars to buy a magazine just so they can read about some Hollywood star's divorce? Or arrest? Or bad luck? I have no idea what Hollywood crimes have actually been told truthfully, but at least I have the brains to say I don't know.”

“Don't you give me that postmodern bullshit. There is truth, There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't going to change the truth. Any more than it's going to topple a skyscraper. There's truth, and there's belief. Don't call a mule a stallion.”

“At times there's a razor-thin line between truth and insanity.”

“People only see as far as they are able and the rest of the truth is lost on them.”

“Love covers a myriad of plausibility structures.”

“People can love their lies, tell their lies, believe their own lies until hell pays a visit.”