“Love covers a myriad of plausibility structures.”

“Thin veneers can cover a mountain of problems around here when nobody's looking at the details.”

“Love and truth have no correlation.”

“People can love their lies, tell their lies, believe their own lies until hell pays a visit.”

“People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.”

“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend four dollars to buy a magazine just so they can read about some Hollywood star's divorce? Or arrest? Or bad luck? I have no idea what Hollywood crimes have actually been told truthfully, but at least I have the brains to say I don't know.”

“Problem with the big philosophers is they cared about ideas more than people. Hegel would probably have stepped over a guy trying to slit his wrists outside a bar — to get to all the people he could sit and bullshit with inside. Did you know half of philosophy was first put into words by people shot in the ass?”