“Problem with the big philosophers is they cared about ideas more than people. Hegel would probably have stepped over a guy trying to slit his wrists outside a bar — to get to all the people he could sit and bullshit with inside. Did you know half of philosophy was first put into words by people shot in the ass?”

“Don't tell people you care about them when all you really care about is getting your own way.”

“«People used to say I was weird,» he said. «I used to care. But I don't anymore. People shouldn't care, people shouldn't use words like weird once you hit junior year. Everyone's weird. That's the way I look at it.»”

“People's lives can look so good on the outside and be so much dark shadow on the inside.”

“But not hurting people and knowing how to get along with people, ... they're different.”

“People love to see you get ahead — so long as you don't get farther ahead than they are.”

“Nobody stopped believing that other people were more guilty than they were. Why do people have so much trouble seeing their own faults but such an easy time seeing everyone else's?”