“Most people are great, I just avoid the ones who think they are.”

“Unfortunately, upsetting the balance of nature just happens to be what our species has been selected to do well- although we hate admit it. Like the Walrus in Lewis Carroll's poem, we shed hypocritical tears over the diminishing supply of oysters, while gulping them down as quickly as ever.”

“Only the winners decide what were war crimes. ”

“Good-bye, my dancer, my friend, my One and Only. I love you.”

“What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves”

“We like to think of our champions and idols as superheroes who were born different from us. We don’t like to think of them as relatively ordinary people who made themselves extraordinary.”

“Bookish people, who are often maladroit people, persist in thinking they can master any subtlety so long as it's been shaped into acceptable expository prose.”