“Is only reminding when one forgets.”

“I’m thinking about how you sighed this little sigh when you sank into the feeling of us together. We both sank into that feeling together—I’ll never forget that.”

“On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten.”

“Love is a state of the heart, but also, an activity. And quite an awesome one.”

“A kiss with the right person simply can't be compared to the drudgery of sleeping with the wrong one over and over.”

“Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe," Packard adds.”

“Then I level my smile at Simon, and this smile is one I do feel, and it’s definitely an activity, too — the activity of fist suppression.”