“On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten.”

“On a scale of one to ten, what was he?""How would, 'I want him to fuck me to death, and he just might', rate on that scale?”

“On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.”

“Lastly, notice your level of enthusiasm. If you had to decide right now how enthusiastic you are about being a writer, on a scale from one to ten, where one is not at all enthusiastic, and ten is extremely enthusiastic, what is your level of enthusiasm about writing?”

“On a scale from one to ten,” Captain Krasnitsky muttered, “I give this trip a negative four hundred.”

“Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky.-Kira to Mencheres”