“Forest Gump had it wrong. Life is not a box of chocolate; it's a kaleidoscope. In the flip of a wrist, realities are shredded and the world takes on a totally new shape.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates... You think you are going to get a good one, but then find out it's not what you expected”
“Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books”
“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.”
“A threat to kill is unreal--actual blood and shredded flesh has its own reality.”