“You got the this place lookin' like a whore-house." Jitty said.”

“Forest Gump had it wrong. Life is not a box of chocolate; it's a kaleidoscope. In the flip of a wrist, realities are shredded and the world takes on a totally new shape.”

“If I could have been a cowgirl, I might have never written a word.”

“I don’t like Wednesdays.”

“When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way”

“That's the whole point to the Scientific Method. It can never actually verify truth, but it can show what is not true.”

“I faced in myself a passionate and tenacious longing--to put away thought forever, and all the trouble it brings, all but the nearest desire, direct and searching. To take the trail and not look back..Let the rest of mankind find me if it could.”