“The Fat Girl Code of Conduct:1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can’t sell him on your body, you’d better overcompensate with sexual perks.4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. ”

“There's no perk in being closed-minded as a minority. It's never, ever, ever going to help you, ever.”

“You’re strong enough to stand up to anyone. Smart enough to do anything you want. Don’t sell yourselfshort; don’t be afraid of what your new life is going to offer. Because I know—if there’s any justice in thisworld, good things are going to come to you. Better things than you ever dreamed.”

“Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?”

“I know. As if I’d ever go for him now that my dad wants me to date him.”“As if you’d ever go for his again.”“Right…right.”

“there's three ways to look at it. Either (1) it's a massive coincidence that all the girls I ever liked happen to share the same nine letters, or (2) I just happen to think it particularly beautiful name, or (3) I never got over our two-and-a-half-minute relationship." "I remember thinking that. You were dork chic before dork chic was chic.”