“I learned that “I can’t” usually means “I won’t,” and that “I won’t” usually means “I’m scared to.”
“Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—”
“If there’s something I can’t do but want to, I won’t relax until I’m able to do it.”
“I won’t let you have it. I won’t give you this moment. I won’t let you fill up this valuable organ...I own it. I won’t do it. I can’t think, I won’t think about it.”
“I’m always scared to death that I won’t do a role justice. But fear can be a great motivator.”
“So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?”