“Actually, I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir”

“I don't have 'five' you can borrow. My piggy bank is officially anorexic.”

“Fortunately...or unfortunately...through years of neglect I'm actually as skinny as an anorexic broomstick.”

“I grew up with an anorexic self-esteem, minus the sparkling personality and self-confidence,”

“If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine.”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.”