“Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses."Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.”
“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
“Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.”
“I can get away before the storm hits. Away from a world in which opiates have become the religion of the masses.”
“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?""You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.”
“Uncertainty makes people anxious, and distraction is the twenty-first century opiate of the masses.”